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A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons
Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley
Tooley by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010
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A Dick, A Male's Penis
I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!
Tooley by T.E.V January 17, 2009
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someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.
Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!
tooley by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

Tooley O' Douche 

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
Tooley O' Douche by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

TOOLEY’D 

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool
Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs
TOOLEY’D by Blem69 July 22, 2022

mike tooley 

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.
mike tooley by mike tooley August 18, 2003

nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo
nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him
nick tooley by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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