toolsey

Used when describing something/someone who is a tool.

It was pretty toolsey of Nolan to not start Darren McFadden this past weekend when he scored 4 TDs.

by The Real Run DMC October 27, 2010

Tooley

A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons

Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley

by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010

Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018

Tooliey

a bald streamer who puts a dress on when his fans love him. Tooliey is a streamer on twitch.tv and he is legit so bald you can see the freckles on his forehead. He looks like a leprechaun and he is a cheeza

Tooliey is so bad at fortnite

by DarkAurAAA July 22, 2019

Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003