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to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.
Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool
Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!
Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009
Related Words
1: A group of Tools.

2: Acting the tool
1: Ah, here comes the toolery now.

2: Stop this Toolery you idiot!
Toolery by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005
Toolery Another form for pimping. Used once you get a dime's number

Background: Ohio-
"Ohhh look at that toolery game, you know how a pimp does it"
Toolery by Kamilah November 7, 2004
Jewelry that makes one look like a tool
Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!
Toolery by feminineM&M March 11, 2012
A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons
Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley
Tooley by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010

tooletry 

Noun; The practice of being a tool.
Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.
tooletry by Not tools February 22, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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