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I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!
Tooley by T.E.V January 17, 2009
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someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.
Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!
tooley by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

Tooley O' Douche 

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
Tooley O' Douche by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

TOOLEY’D 

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool
Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’
TOOLEY’D by Blem69 July 22, 2022

mike tooley 

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.
mike tooley by mike tooley August 18, 2003

nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo
nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him
nick tooley by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019