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to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.
Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool
Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!
Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009
Related Words
1: A group of Tools.

2: Acting the tool
1: Ah, here comes the toolery now.

2: Stop this Toolery you idiot!
Toolery by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005
Toolery Another form for pimping. Used once you get a dime's number

Background: Ohio-
"Ohhh look at that toolery game, you know how a pimp does it"
Toolery by Kamilah November 7, 2004
Jewelry that makes one look like a tool
Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!
Toolery by feminineM&M March 11, 2012
A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons
Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley
Tooley by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010

tooletry 

Noun; The practice of being a tool.
Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.
tooletry by Not tools February 22, 2011
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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