Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.
by Gammonhunter March 9, 2019
Get the Tompanzeemug.