The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023
Get the Sompanzees mug.Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.
by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020
Get the Simpanzee mug.Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.
Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube
Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube
Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.
by Lopaka R May 7, 2019
Get the Simpanzee mug.A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").
Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.
by eyelidlash July 18, 2021
Get the simpanzee mug.A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)
A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.
by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021
Get the Simpanzee mug.
Nick: That guy is such a sympanzee! I saw him swinging from tree to tree just to impress a squirrel!
by PooBandit64 August 7, 2020
Get the Sympanzee mug.