Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.
The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.
by Gammonhunter July 01, 2018
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Tompanzee

Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.
If a Tompanzee's brain was made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
by Gammonhunter March 09, 2019
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