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Tlonged

To Tlonge is to Jelq but with a 4x4 truck, specifically with a rope tied around the shaft and balls.
"DUDE I Tlonged and now my meat is drooping"
by Wat9899899 March 17, 2024
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Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.
I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.
by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013
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Tionged

To defeat your opponent or rival guild in an online game by purchasing items, energy or other game related items
I Just Tionged that guys base in to the stoneage.
I'm the best in this game because of my Tionging.
We kicked ass in that event because of our Tionging.
by Culpfiction May 18, 2014
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Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
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wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.
Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.
by schmelka May 29, 2011
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man thonged

when a woman makes a man where her thong
My girlfirend man thonged me today.
by yeash August 6, 2009
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The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.
I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.
by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020
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