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wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.
Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.
by schmelka May 29, 2011
mugGet the wrong-thongedmug.

Bronunctual

I'm always Bronunctual. I left her house to be Bronunctual.
by schmelka May 5, 2016
mugGet the Bronunctualmug.

Casper Swag

When pale gingers or close relatives walk around with too much mojo simply because of their skin or hair color.
Me: Yo man, what you think of that new kid Paul?

Frank: He wouldn't be such a douche if he turned his Casper Swag down a little.

Me: Def agree.
by schmelka May 29, 2011
mugGet the Casper Swagmug.

Qdobaholic

when one willingly waits in a everlasting line while listening to maracas in the background for a Qdoba burrito.
Jeff: Dude, screw this line, lets go to Mcdonalds.

Ryan: Nah man, stay with me you know I am a Qdobaholic.
by schmelka May 27, 2011
mugGet the Qdobaholicmug.

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