Urban Dictionary: Definitions by schmelka

Bronunctual

Bros before Hoes

I'm always Bronunctual. I left her house to be Bronunctual.

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

When pale gingers or close relatives walk around with too much mojo simply because of their skin or hair color.

Me: Yo man, what you think of that new kid Paul?

Frank: He wouldn't be such a douche if he turned his Casper Swag down a little.

Me: Def agree.

when one willingly waits in a everlasting line while listening to maracas in the background for a Qdoba burrito.

Jeff: Dude, screw this line, lets go to Mcdonalds.

Ryan: Nah man, stay with me you know I am a Qdobaholic.