11 definition by Quagmire Ton bastardo

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

Over enthusiastic emoji user who will use a thumbs up for literally any response.

Like a cunt only much much worse. Think of a racist fat opinionated sexist vain megalomaniac and then imagine somebody who makes that person seem like Mother Teresa

In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)

Unwanted erection caused by altitude decrease - usually experienced as the pilot prepares to land

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

The indentations on the lower back / upper butt more commonly known as “Dimples of Venus”. Possessed seemingly exclusively by smoking hot bitches.

The art of lying on your arm to numb it and make masturbation feel like someone else is doing it. Can be accompanied by wearing rings and nice nail polish for males.