thonged

in Australian slang 'thonged', derived from the word 'thong' meaning flip-flop shoe, means to slap or otherwise assault someone using a thong

Aussie: "He ran off with your laptop? You should have thonged the cunt"

by helenajm August 28, 2014

Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

by schmelka May 29, 2011

man thonged

when a woman makes a man where her thong

My girlfirend man thonged me today.

by yeash August 6, 2009

The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.

I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.

by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020

I was thonged

"I was thonged* is when someone threw a thong at you.

I was thonged by my girlfriend.

by Thatsawkward. December 7, 2016

Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013