Twonged

Twonged: To be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
Twong: To be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.

Person 1: Fucking hell mate jay looks Twonged?
Person 2: Aye thats cos he's had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
Person 1: What a Twong like.

by JavaJoesGotTheMojo January 23, 2011

Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

Baw twanged

To swiftly hit some one in the balls

here mate you just got baw twanged

by baw ; March 16, 2009

Tionged

To defeat your opponent or rival guild in an online game by purchasing items, energy or other game related items

I Just Tionged that guys base in to the stoneage.
I'm the best in this game because of my Tionging.
We kicked ass in that event because of our Tionging.

by Culpfiction May 18, 2014

Twanged

The sensation/trip experienced after intaking laughing gas/nitrous oxide

Mate I am so twanged off of that balloon

by Berookes December 4, 2017

Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019