Twonged

Twonged: To be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
Twong: To be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.

Person 1: Fucking hell mate jay looks Twonged?
Person 2: Aye thats cos he's had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
Person 1: What a Twong like.

by JavaJoesGotTheMojo January 23, 2011

twong

song that you may twerk to

yo this is my twong

by bjfeltes September 4, 2013

Twonge

Adj, N; twonj- A more elite form of the adjective use of swag. When a person's appearance, style, confidence or overall demeanor is considered so impressive, it improves the appearance of those around him/her.

"Whoa, did you see that guy walking down the street?"
"Yeah, he's got major twonge!"

by Fumbles April 20, 2012

twong

An extremelly dopey person

God, Thomas McGecky is a right twong aint he

by Ciao Patsy March 1, 2004

twong

pinch and pull

damn! mark needs to be twonged!!!

by ktk March 12, 2004

Twong

Asian street slang for "penis"

Do you like Chineese food??? Well eat the TWONG!!!!!

by TFGumby May 12, 2010

Twong

Someone or something that says something silly or is stupid.

Person 1-‘Is China is Russia?’
Person 2-‘No you twong’

by Uysq June 10, 2019