Twonged

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Twonged: To be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
Twong: To be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.

Person 1: Fucking hell mate jay looks Twonged?
Person 2: Aye thats cos he's had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
Person 1: What a Twong like.

Twonged by JavaJoesGotTheMojo January 23, 2011

Words you can keep

Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

Zhou Tonged by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

Related Words

Twonged • Twanged • twonked • Tonged • twoned • thonged • Thonged Avenger • Tionged • Tlonged • Twanged a Nut

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

Twonked by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

Baw twanged

To swiftly hit some one in the balls

here mate you just got baw twanged

Baw twanged by baw ; March 16, 2009

Tionged

To defeat your opponent or rival guild in an online game by purchasing items, energy or other game related items

I Just Tionged that guys base in to the stoneage.
I'm the best in this game because of my Tionging.
We kicked ass in that event because of our Tionging.

Tionged by Culpfiction May 18, 2014

Twanged

The sensation/trip experienced after intaking laughing gas/nitrous oxide

Mate I am so twanged off of that balloon

Twanged by Berookes December 4, 2017

Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.

Thonged Avenger by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026