drooping 

Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

drooping by Jdoggay October 1, 2012

Drooping 

A drunk hook-up in a public place, entailing awkward slumping as the participants attempt to remain upright while passionately groping one another.

"After looking for them in the bar for 20 minutes, we found Tim and Faith outside the restrooms drooping."

Drooping by Mister Paolo July 21, 2018

Drooping Chinchilla 

The experience of sweaty balls as you swing them into your asshole, and then squeeze your ass together to crush the testicles.

Johnny blew out his left nut during a drooping chinchilla.

Drooping Chinchilla by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

drooping blackhole 

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

drooping blackhole by Chris13 February 6, 2008

drooping jugs 

A term to describe when a woman bends down so much that her breasts hang down and jiggle side to side, and hang out to the point where they are almost about to slip out of the woman's shirt/top.

So what'd you do today, bro?
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!

drooping jugs by Turtilator200 July 31, 2016

drooping smuk

when a man/woman has had so much sex that the genitals may fall off, or shrivel up

guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!

guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?

guy 1: sadly yes

drooping smuk by jeffxking August 3, 2010

Flashing & Drooping 

When something is a technical marvel while maintaining a down-to-earth quality.

Yo that website is flashing & drooping

Flashing & Drooping by jonl521 July 31, 2016