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Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

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Drooping

A drunk hook-up in a public place, entailing awkward slumping as the participants attempt to remain upright while passionately groping one another.

"After looking for them in the bar for 20 minutes, we found Tim and Faith outside the restrooms drooping."

Drooping by Mister Paolo July 21, 2018

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Drooping Chinchilla

The experience of sweaty balls as you swing them into your asshole, and then squeeze your ass together to crush the testicles.

Johnny blew out his left nut during a drooping chinchilla.

Drooping Chinchilla by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

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drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

drooping blackhole by Chris13 February 6, 2008

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drooping jugs

A term to describe when a woman bends down so much that her breasts hang down and jiggle side to side, and hang out to the point where they are almost about to slip out of the woman's shirt/top.

So what'd you do today, bro?
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!

drooping jugs by Turtilator200 July 31, 2016

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drooping smuk

when a man/woman has had so much sex that the genitals may fall off, or shrivel up

guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!

guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?

guy 1: sadly yes

drooping smuk by jeffxking August 3, 2010

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Flashing & Drooping

When something is a technical marvel while maintaining a down-to-earth quality.

Yo that website is flashing & drooping

Flashing & Drooping by jonl521 July 31, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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