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tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

tittywinkler

someone who leads you on with fliteration in order to get with your best friend
"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"
tittywinkler by Roberantha November 16, 2015

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

tittliwinks 

similiar to the game of tidliwinks except that the object in play can be anything small enough to fit down the front of a girls low cut shirt.
She sat across from me at the restaurant. I threw a soda straw wrapper down the front of her shirt. I scored one point in the game of tittliwinks.
tittliwinks by L.A.B. February 24, 2008

Tittlywonking 

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.
Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.
Tittlywonking by 2sw33t April 4, 2010
getting a peek at some nice titties
Yo. Let me get a titlywink biotch.
titlywink by iggicool June 5, 2005