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Lardass Tiddlywink
Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010
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tiddlywinks
Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008
tittywinkler
"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"
tittywinkler by Roberantha November 16, 2015
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Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013
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