titlywink

getting a peek at some nice titties

Yo. Let me get a titlywink biotch.

by iggicool June 5, 2005

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

by Egoiste April 30, 2010

Tittywine

The sweet Juice of the Boob.

When your best friend can't hang anymore cause he is all drunk from that "Tittywine".

by G to the 3 January 4, 2008

Tittywank

To have sexual intercourse by pushing the mans cock between a pair of breasts
- fucking someones tits

- dude she just gave me a tittywank

by Rashmealeonhert December 10, 2003

tiddlywinks

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

tittywinkler

someone who leads you on with fliteration in order to get with your best friend

"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"

by Roberantha November 16, 2015

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013