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tittleywink 

someone that is hot, thin, and smart
the girl was a tittleywink
tittleywink by Anonymous May 29, 2003
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tittywinkler

someone who leads you on with fliteration in order to get with your best friend
"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"
tittywinkler by Roberantha November 16, 2015

tittliwinks 

similiar to the game of tidliwinks except that the object in play can be anything small enough to fit down the front of a girls low cut shirt.
She sat across from me at the restaurant. I threw a soda straw wrapper down the front of her shirt. I scored one point in the game of tittliwinks.
tittliwinks by L.A.B. February 24, 2008

Tittlywonking 

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.
Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.
Tittlywonking by 2sw33t April 4, 2010
getting a peek at some nice titties
Yo. Let me get a titlywink biotch.
titlywink by iggicool June 5, 2005

tittlewink

Replacement word for Cockblock
plural version: Tittlewinks
"Dude, don't just tittlewink me like that!"-Amber
tittlewink by PuppyKiva January 29, 2016

tiddleywinking 

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing
1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?
tiddleywinking by Merpanda July 20, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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