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tittywink 

Use in any matter;any matter at all. This will deff. leave you friends and opponents in awe.
Boy1:Ohh i just merked ur ass.
Boy2:Son of a tittywink

Man1:"ur mom goes to college"
Man2:"ur mom is a tittywink"

Gamer1:"i justd sniped you in the tittywink!"
Gamer2:(silence).....
tittywink by EMOxx4xxLIFExx December 27, 2007

tittying 

when a woman’s titties are just sitting so perfectly that it changes the whole look of her outfit
Person 1: Dude look at her top!

Person 2: I know. Those titties just tittying, ain’t they?
tittying by blackthunder April 4, 2020

Tittywine 

The sweet Juice of the Boob.
When your best friend can't hang anymore cause he is all drunk from that "Tittywine".
Tittywine by G to the 3 January 4, 2008
To have sexual intercourse by pushing the mans cock between a pair of breasts
- fucking someones tits
- dude she just gave me a tittywank
Tittywank by Rashmealeonhert December 10, 2003

tittywinkler

someone who leads you on with fliteration in order to get with your best friend
"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"
tittywinkler by Roberantha November 16, 2015

tittydick 

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
tittydick by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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