Titster

An ugly person whom always plays pranks on others.

Damn John is such a titster.

Titster by Dirty fart November 2, 2017

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

Turnaround Tipster by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

Tittercated 

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.

Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

Tittercated by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010

titstracted 

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

titstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

Tittertime 

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.

The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.

Tittertime by Lizziechef June 5, 2015

teeter-titter 

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

teeter-titter by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

titosterous

strait up ginormous boobies. double d's and bigger.

wow, look at sara! she is titosterous!

titosterous by Brett Messer April 23, 2009