Teeter

One who takes pleasure at looking at rather chunky animals. seeveeter or meeter

Smart guy:hey what are you watching on your stupid handheld?

PSP fanboy:im watching EXTREMELY COMPRESSED teet porn...duh what do all psp fanboys look at

by The Happy April 5, 2005

teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.

by lick my balls June 9, 2003

Teeter

The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".

"Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly."

by Swarmpi04 March 7, 2015

Teeter

A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015

teeter

someone who is a cheater, slacker, or irresponsible.

you’re such a irresponsible teeter letting you’re snail die

by waterbags April 4, 2019

Teeter

teeter teet also called Tet, Teeter tots, Veepe, or Teeta, means vagina.

Dont forget to wipe your Teeter tots!

by dogonalog July 3, 2022

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017