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Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)
Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.
teeter by lick my balls June 9, 2003
The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".
"Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly."
Teeter by Swarmpi04 March 7, 2015
A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis
Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter
Teeter by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015
someone who is a cheater, slacker, or irresponsible.
you’re such a irresponsible teeter letting you’re snail die
teeter by waterbags April 4, 2019
teeter teet also called Tet, Teeter tots, Veepe, or Teeta, means vagina.
Dont forget to wipe your Teeter tots!
Teeter by dogonalog July 3, 2022

teeter-titter 

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.
Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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