Theodorius

A continuous bloodline of powerful, constantly evolving beings known only as Theodorius.

"Don't you know your Theodorius Bloodline and Lore™?"

"Theodorius XIX has conquered the world!"

Theodorius by RumoredChaos July 12, 2022

thodoris 

Thodoris is a tall,loyal,honest and pretty boy of greek descent. Thodoris usually wants to be a leader and he is very good at sports.

Thodoris is so talented!
These girl is definitely attracted to Thodoris

thodoris by Theiki grammi June 23, 2020

Theodorian 

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.

The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.

Theodorian by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Thodoris 

He is loyal,honest and really pretty. Thodoris likes to be a leader and he is very good at sports. He also gets a lot of girls

Thodoris is very talented

Thodoris by Theiki grammi June 23, 2020

theodoros 

He's a tall, goofy kid who you just can't hate no matter how hard you try. He sometimes is a bitch, but he's the son of a king sooo whatever

Thotiana: Yo man, that Theodoros kid is smexy.
Shrekiana: Lol, nah you playin'.

theodoros by $lutastic July 27, 2019

thodoris 

Thororis is a Greek mystical creature, this creature seems like a nornal male but he has a giant penis and it is well known for its wild sex.

I want to become lile Thodoris , when I ll grow up.

thodoris by Theogk June 18, 2017

Theodorism 

Theodorist believes that out of all 3 chipmunks Theodore is in fact getting the best head.

”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”

Theodorism by dreiski September 19, 2019