Malakas is a perfect synonym for this word as it means asshole in Greek. Literal meaning of this name is god’s present , but there are no facts to prove this .
A dirtyanimal that gets railed by his owner and carrys chains while picking cotton like a pig. When you think of him you think of an unwanted child. He also likes children because when he was one he got raped every breath he took
Spiros: where is my slave?
Savvas: Thodoris is out picking up cotton with the other dogs
Theodorist believes that out of all 3 chipmunks Theodore is in fact getting the besthead.
”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”