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Continuous Monday 

When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.
John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"

Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
Continuous Monday by Jm828 October 3, 2009

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.
The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

continuous drug use 

1)A person that has a chronic disease, mental illness or learning disability that will have to take medication for the rest of their lives, or for extremly long periods of time. 2) A person that uses a drug legal/illegal over a long period of time. 3) A person who has made repeated attempts to stop using a drug, but even with periods of abstinence the person ends up using again. See chronic relapse
Most people in todays shelter system have nothing, which is a direct result of their continuous drug use.

Diabetics need to prepare themselves for a lifetime of continuous drug use.

Someone who has had continuous drug use of marijuana and has never been able to stop for more then a day, it's safe to say they're a pot head.

continuous chill 

1)always in a state of chill
2)never pissed off
"He's always in a state of continuous chill."
continuous chill by mikeruss91 February 19, 2009

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) 

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.

continuous wave

1. A wave that is unbreaking and ongoing. Can be regular or modulated (as long as the modulations are themselves regular).

2. The ongoing gesture made by a friend, spouse, or other acquaintance whose ship is leaving the harbor.

3. The Wave happening inside a stadium that goes on for an unusually long time. This phenomenon is rare, and should be memorized like it's a double rainbow.
Examples:

1. A flashlight, the sun, and any other solid light.

2. Constant, ongoing sounds, such as the "beeeeeeeeep" tone marking someone's death at a hospital, a mosquito that just won't go away, a broken car horn after it has rear-ended somebody.

3. "For five solid minutes my friend continuously waved to the masses below as the ship moved away. He might have gone on waving then, but I didn't see him afterwards so I dunno."

4. Guy 1: "Remember that time The Wave broke out at the game a year ago? The one that went on for like five minutes?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, now that's what I call a continuous wave. You don't see shit like that every day."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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