The Shrew 

A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.

Oh my God son, That damn shrew has been in my shit again!! Here's the note.

The Shrew by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005

taming the shrew 

taming your knob to stand up

i tamed my shrew last night

taming the shrew by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Taming the Shrew 

Butt fucking; anal sex

(The asshole/butt-hole is the angry shrew; the dick tames the shrew with each thrust)

Penny from The Big Bang Theory's favorite position is Taming the Shrew.

Damn it, Leonard, Tame Her Shrew!

Taming the Shrew by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

taming the shrew 

the procedure of a person trimming their crotch hair

my hair down there was getting out of control so i started taming the shrew

taming the shrew by charchay February 1, 2024

Who the screw 

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.

Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!

Who the screw by Allen October 9, 2006

put the screws on you 

Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.

Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!

put the screws on you by KROISIN September 29, 2007

the screwicorn 

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

April really enjoyed receiving the screwicorn from Jess last night!

the screwicorn by womanizer April 12, 2004