A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.
Oh my God son, That damn shrew has been in my shit again!! Here's the note.
by Dave MacCormick May 11, 2005
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Not quite a micro penis but significantly smaller than a little penis
James just wriggled around on top of me with his little shrew dick
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Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.
by Alison March 23, 2003
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1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."
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A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.
Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any

Later...

Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
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A funny word to say. Sometimes a shrew is known as a small mammal.
by l_mo5 July 05, 2006
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1. An old nasty woman who tries to get things for free.
2. Someone who is outwardly cheap and rude.
Waiter: "Ma'am what would you like to drink?"
Shrew: "I want water with lemon. And some sugar, I like to make my own lemonade. And some free bread."

by JimboInNJ April 21, 2008
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