The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.

The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos

The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

The Language

n.

1. A system of communication stemming from immature, and retarded humor. Over a period of time, close friends or kin develop a language through which they can speak without revealing their conversation, similar to that of jibberish, though the words are usually pronounced by means of mumbling, almost impossible to understand pronunciation, usually made more difficult to decipher by mixing in slang. Not to be confused with ebonics, ever.

Brother 1: "shih dem duhe, chihk hs fuhin nc as."

Brother 2: -Laughing/Nod-

Translation: "Shit, damn dude, that chick has a fuckin' nice ass."

I dubbed it "The Language", because it's the best form of communication you can have between a close friend, and maybe now more people will use it.

The Language by xerocide January 15, 2006

The Language

It is a language used to disguise what you are saying so that you can speak freely with you friends about "inappropriate" things without anyone knowing. It is used by taking "s" sounds and turning them into "d" sounds. It has also evolved so that you will turn some vowels into long "i" sounds. The most recent evolution in it is to turn the beginnings of some syllables, and "j's" into "y" sounds.

The Language:
The most common example is with the word cheese. It gets transformed from cheese, to cheede, to chide, to yide.

Another example is with intercourse. It gets transformed from intercourse, to intercord, to interkide, to inerkide, eventually it just became "the kide"

The Language by Nig Mid October 14, 2011

Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.

Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.

Massaging the Language by llunstablell February 10, 2026

I don't agree with the language 

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

I don't agree with the language by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

The Universal Language of Nothing 

The language used for global mass distribution of products that ultimately communicates nothing to everyone. i.e. What IKEA assembly instructions are written in or the language your remote control keys utilize.

"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"

"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."

The Universal Language of Nothing by MrShroud April 10, 2011

the nigger language 

Ahh yes, the nigger language, a tranquil yet subtle tone of voice is used to indicate harsh phrases, such as "nigger please" and "the shizzit is on fizzit." Ah the wonders of the "nigger language."

That nigger speaks very well in "the nigger language."

the nigger language by JohnieBoy April 26, 2006