by [HD]LG August 14, 2009
by Pawleene Pinkieshy August 05, 2015
Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.
by JoshuaStonefish October 17, 2019
IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
by Triple J May 02, 2005
a store.
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
by dontdothattwice May 20, 2009
John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.
by Jrayk December 21, 2006