A giant maze with furniture inside it.
guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.
by jjmchobo May 09, 2011
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A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"
by ghetto500 July 20, 2003
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Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."
OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."
by [HD]LG August 13, 2009
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A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.

Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
Let's go to Ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!
by sploppers August 28, 2006
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IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Emotional breakdowns
Serious furniture related injurys
Midlife crisis'
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
by Triple J May 01, 2005
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