Telbur 

Telbur (tell-buh-er) - A mythical beast derived from the greek word, "Tellbusin", meaning 'Large Grandfather'.

"Dad! There's a Telbur in the driveway."

Telbur by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006

telebureaucracy

The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.

A telebureaucracy typically consists of:

1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,

2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and

3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.

telebureaucracy by CleffedUp December 22, 2009

tellurate sex

tellurate sex

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tellurate sex by a guy you wont remember January 27, 2022

tetbury 

a shitty little cum-hole near Malmesbury and Sherston
known by locals as "swag-land of bean"
more antique shops than residents

i would rather die than go to tetbury

tetbury by tetbury enjoyer May 20, 2021

Tilburg 

City in the south of the Netherlands, also (by some) known as Killburg or Chillburg. Tilburg is the sixth city of the country. It's one of the ugliest, but still a nice place to hang out because of the southern (Noord-Brabant) mentality.

I went to Tilburg this weekend. Butt-ugly place, but we had a great time.

Tilburg by Getthecool August 28, 2006

Tilbury 

A rundown port town in Essex, England. Heavily polluted, high crime rate, impoverished, even chavs are scared to walk around this town at night. If for some weird reason you decide to visit this town, wear a bullet proof vest, bring a baseball bat (though a gun is much better), dont make eye contact with anyone, dont talk in a posh accent, dont look rich, dont talk in an american accent and tie your car to something with a thick chain so it doesent get stolen (you DONT want to get stranded in this town).

Tilbury, a fantastic town if; your suicidal, you like fighting, you like to get high off the fumes that hang around in the air.

Tilbury by they call me mr bombastic October 10, 2008

TelBru

The most expensive and slow internet provider and the only ISP that is available in Brunei. It could make u crazy if they throttle your internet connection to make you pay more to them. #FuckTelBru

Palui jua eh TelBru ani, sikit-sikit abis tia quota

TelBru by Ba, Waw, Lam, shin, ya, ta August 3, 2019