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Kia Telluride 

The South Korean, a better valued, and more reliable version of a Cadillac Escalade.
A man had owned a 2002 Toyota Highlander and loved it, but then the car was starting to show its age and he decided he wanted to upgrade. He checks out a few different car brands before going to Kia. He then checks out the 2020 Kia Telluride and falls in love with the very good space, the tech features, and how the car felt more expensive versus the competition. He then drives the car home and thinks in his head that it is the best car he has ever owned.
Kia Telluride by Sdsr70 November 23, 2019

Telluride 

Two horny as hell Mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another's upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another's genitals, trying to remain virgins.
While Kimberly gently gave Paul a Telluride at the Bluegrass Festival she pretended to "accidentally" brush his scrotum, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.
Telluride by Billy Chandler December 6, 2013

Telluride 

Haha, shit, you Telluride
Telluride by Griffinblood January 8, 2018

Testurate 

Male version of menstrate also known as man period. A time of the month when men are bitchy and over emotional.
Bill is really emotional today it must be the testurate time agan.
Testurate by Reallppl22 May 19, 2017

Tellegate 

Delegating a task to a co-worker by telling them to do something, even though you have no real authority to do so.
"I tellegated that job to the intern 2 weeks ago, I'm not sure if it's done."
Tellegate by Tfitzg June 3, 2016