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City in the south of the Netherlands, also (by some) known as Killburg or Chillburg. Tilburg is the sixth city of the country. It's one of the ugliest, but still a nice place to hang out because of the southern (Noord-Brabant) mentality.
I went to Tilburg this weekend. Butt-ugly place, but we had a great time.
Tilburg by Getthecool August 28, 2006
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1. Very boring city in The Netherlands where nothing ever happens
2. Used to describe a situation which is boring as hell
1. Tilburg is nothing compared to Nijmegen
2. Ow, this sucks! It looks like Tilburg!
tilburg by Wessel July 16, 2005
Urban Capital of Holland. Its properly the ugliest city of Holland but definitely the most fun city!
A: Had an awesome night!
B: did you went to tilburg?
Tilburg by missy-amy July 7, 2011
A rundown port town in Essex, England. Heavily polluted, high crime rate, impoverished, even chavs are scared to walk around this town at night. If for some weird reason you decide to visit this town, wear a bullet proof vest, bring a baseball bat (though a gun is much better), dont make eye contact with anyone, dont talk in a posh accent, dont look rich, dont talk in an american accent and tie your car to something with a thick chain so it doesent get stolen (you DONT want to get stranded in this town).
Tilbury, a fantastic town if; your suicidal, you like fighting, you like to get high off the fumes that hang around in the air.
a large nippled burger often eaten by lesbians
that dyke just ate a titburger
titburger by alan999 April 6, 2008

tilbury saves

something which someone saves you like a drink or some food but which is so small it’s not worth even being saved. A good example is if someone says they are going to give you some of their popcorn but all they leave you is the kernels
Can I have some of that popcorn?

Yeah, Here’s tilbury saves

You pikey, you’ve only left me the kernels
tilbury saves by Holb September 27, 2020

titburglar

Oh man, that dude is such a titburglar.
OR in past tense
Sally got he tits burgled!
titburglar by ladybug23 March 21, 2009
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