CleffedUp's definitions
A ridiculous and self-serving claim presented as scientific or intellectually honest fact.
The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
Adam: "Technorati says 77% of active internet users read blogs."
Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
by CleffedUp December 20, 2008
Get the Friendly Dinosaurmug. Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.
Bob: Irie!
Bob: Irie!
by CleffedUp April 29, 2010
Get the Bobbardmug. A variation on the geekly acronym PICNIC, PIGNIC is an acronym for "Problem In Genes, Not In Computer."
PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
Adam: I just found out my cousin has been airing out dirty laundry all over our relative's face books! I HATE Facebook!!
Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
by CleffedUp August 10, 2009
Get the PIGNICmug. A figure of speech originating from within the internet, or intertubes, that is not easily translated or understood from outside the context of the intertubes.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
by CleffedUp March 26, 2010
Get the intertubulismmug. A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
by CleffedUp March 14, 2010
Get the country fugitivemug. A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
by CleffedUp July 27, 2009
Get the FSCK My Lifemug. The imperative version of keep fucking that chicken, get fucking that chicken encourages and commands the listener to stop dicking around and make real headway towards whatever it is they say they want to do.
Adam: I wish I could be a DJ at a strip club.
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
by CleffedUp November 16, 2009
Get the Get fucking that chickenmug.