The imperative version of keep fucking that chicken, get fucking that chicken encourages and commands the listener to stop dicking around and make real headway towards whatever it is they say they want to do.
Adam: I wish I could be a DJ at a strip club.
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
by CleffedUp November 16, 2009
Get the Get fucking that chicken mug.A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
by CleffedUp July 27, 2009
Get the FSCK My Life mug.A variation on the geekly acronym PICNIC, PIGNIC is an acronym for "Problem In Genes, Not In Computer."
PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
Adam: I just found out my cousin has been airing out dirty laundry all over our relative's face books! I HATE Facebook!!
Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
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Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
by CleffedUp March 26, 2010
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A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
by CleffedUp October 14, 2009
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This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
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The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
Adam: "Technorati says 77% of active internet users read blogs."
Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
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