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driveway 

A euphemistic word for a vagina. Works well when complimented with park.
Me: I'm gonna get all up in your driveway
Girl: Just don't hit my mailbox again
Me: Um...what?

Someone else: I'm gonna park in your driveway
Girl: Um, excuse me?
Someone else: ...Well...I guess i could park up your street?
Girl: Ugh, you are so immature.
Someone else: Um...what?
driveway by stalkingturkey July 20, 2008
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driveway 

something like a road that is for parking cars on that leads to your house.
I parked my car on the driveway.
driveway by trinbin October 30, 2003

driveway 

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway
I'm going to park my car in your driveway
driveway by Jebus July 4, 2003

driveway moment 

The inability to leave one's car after arriving at the destination because of the riveting nature of a story you're listening to on the radio; especially on NPR
I had a driveway moment today while listening to David Sedaris on This American Life.
driveway moment by TooBeaucoup September 25, 2005

driveway cleavage 

Refers to the bosom-like mounds of snow that occur at the bottom of a driveway after shoveling out from a snowstorm. Typically the cleavage grows and comes together as the winter progresses.
I have some serious driveway cleavage this year. I can barely get my Honda through it.
driveway cleavage by mngurl February 21, 2011

Driveway moments 

noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.
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Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
Driveway moments by edisondotme September 22, 2011

driveway jewelery 

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
driveway jewelery by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Word of the Day on January 15, 2006
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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