teading 

another word for teasing, but in a slightly more joking manner. Mostly used when talking to a flattering girl one is joking around with.

John teaded Jessica as he slowly leaned in for a kiss, but rather than completing the kiss just froze teading Jessica romantically.

teading by Madda_Love_Me_Long_Time December 9, 2019

Teading 

Teasing someone while drinking tea (can be sexual)

"Oh goodness gracious" *slurps tea* "it does appear you have a silly voice!" She said while teading him.

Teading by Cicilica February 13, 2022

Trading Rooks 

A chess term meaning exchanging of Rook with your opponent's rook during a chess game.

Trading Rooks was used in the Limited series of a chess movie titled The Queen’s Gambit.

Trading Rooks also means getting Involved in an intimate relationship or entanglement.
I had to exchange my rooks as the king side was getting exposed.

May I know whom you are trading rooks with? I.e May I know whom you are in a relationship with?

I heard you and Joy traded rooks in 2010. How true is that?

Trading Rooks by FawolizzoChess October 27, 2020

teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

teding by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017

Trading Pokemon Cards 

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

Trading Pokemon Cards by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

Penny Trading 

A joke similar to Ligma. If told correctly and the recipient fall for it, they will be told that the teller is penetrating their mother.

"Hey did you hear about that Penny Trading thing I'm doing?'

"No, what is it?"

"Pennytrading your mom".

Penny Trading by Penny Trading September 15, 2018

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

You're tearing me apart, Lisa by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009