teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

teding by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017

Teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

Teding by Turkeybaster52 June 17, 2018

teding 

the act of rushing things in a relationship. It's a HIMYM reference for Ted Mosby

-Hey i think I'm in love with you
-You know this is our first date right? You are so teding right now.

teding by kawmine April 4, 2024

Tedding up 

Over thinking everything you do and being un impulsive

Tedding up: Thinking of every possible outcome before doing anything

Tedding up by bobbo408 December 1, 2010

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

ball tending by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Mud Tidings 

A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.

roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!

blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!

Mud Tidings by lasiaf July 13, 2012

tedding out 

to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"

tedding out by awesomlyrandom November 12, 2010