Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

ball tending by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

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Mud Tidings

A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.

roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!

blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!

Mud Tidings by lasiaf July 13, 2012

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tedding out

to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"

tedding out by awesomlyrandom November 12, 2010

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