A word gay/bi men use to describe themselves in a cool way that they are closet cases and have no intention of coming out soon. This allows them to maintain perceived heterosexual privilege while engaging in their true sexual desires.
"Are you out?"
"No, I'm totally discreet man. I got a girl...she can't know about this."
"Ah, ok I guess I'll keep looking."
"Not into flamers anyway."
"Who says I'm a flamer just because I'm out?"
"Most are."
"Stereotype. You should really come out man."
by Blueiris May 4, 2009
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Adjective describing a sexual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. Often used by married men when soliciting sexual activities from women other than their wives.
Joe wanted to cheat on his wife, so he asked a girl on the internet if she was interested in something discreet.
by Linda Harper August 24, 2004
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A delicate issue (mostly emotional )that need to be approached with care and great consideration...
Abdullah discreetly told to Leeroy that his dog was ran over...
by mosku June 10, 2005
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"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"
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Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.
1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
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Discreet mathematics refers to the subtle study of mathematics. Discreet mathematics is characterised by furtive looks in maths textbooks disguised as pr0n and by secret maths lectures held in abandoned warehouses at midnight.

The origins of discreet mathematics can be traced to the 19th century, where young women interested in the mathematical and scientific subjects were unable to openly pursue such studies. Instead, they disguised their math textbooks as lifestyle magazines, and talked about mathematics in a secret code, called Polari.

This became unnecessary due to the total abolition of any form of sexism at all in 1964 by the Ghost of President Kennedy.
Discreet mathematics > pr0n
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.
My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011
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