Teaing is like Tea bagging.
rather than the testicles being singularly placed in the mouth of a sleeping or passed out friend, it is an all out urination whilst the cock and balls are withing their mouth.
gurt: "twin i'm teaing it rn"
gerbert: "that's even steven asf bro congrats, enjoy the tea, wish i was there to pass around a fent blunt"
gurt: "type shit"
The act of siphoning McDonald's sweet tea by entering the establishment, ordering a sweet tea with no ice, and then pouring it into a funnel that drains into an empty two liter bottle concealed by a suitcase or backpack, then repeat with as many free refills as possible. Coined by Brian Berris of Wreckless Media Radio.
Brian: Oh, we were talking about me sweet teaing.
Greg: Oh, is that what it's called? It's like a new, progressivesport?
Brian: No, I say to my friends, "I gotta go tea off." They know what it means.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*