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A weird guy, usually British, who enjoys tea, scones, and a side of Emma.
Tawil, can you text me the homework?
Yea, I'll send it on Outlook right now on my Apple TV with my Apple Pencil controlling the Apple TV Remote on my Apple Watch.
Tawil by shremthecutie October 19, 2020
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Bir Tawil 

Bir Tawil, or the Bir Tawil triangle is a quadrilateral piece of land that neither Egypt nor Sudan wants because it would mean giving up the more fertile oil rich land called Hala'ib. An 1899 treaty says Bir Tawil is the property of Sudan and that Hala'ib is the property of Egypt. However, a 1902 treaty gives Hala'ib to Sudan and Bir Tawil to Egypt. Both countries want Hala'ib and neither want Bir Tawil because it would mean giving up the more fertile oil rich land of Hala'ib. Bir Tawil is mostly a desert. It's a land that belongs to no country. You can start a new country there. Some people have made flags and put it on Bir Tawil. Some people made online claims. But no one has lived there to start a kingdom or government with their own laws and currency and research chemical and pharmaceutical companies and supplement plant growers and food and water. There's probably sometimes a few nomads passing by.
Guy 1: I hereby claim Bir Tawil and rename it Kingdom of North Sudan.

Guy 2: I hereby claim Bir Tawil and rename it Kingdom of Dixit.

Guy 3: I hereby claim BirTawil and rename is Kingdom of Bannopolis.

*starts an epic sword battle.
Bir Tawil by HawaiianPunch1 July 12, 2021

Bir Tawil 

Bir Tawil refers to an unclaimed place north of Sudan (between Egypt and Sudan). Some call it North Sudan, but it has not become official yet.

"Bir Tawil" is used as "Empty" as in "You are so empty." Or "Useless" as in "You are so useless." Both definitions are used equally much.
1
-Did you do the housework?

-No.

-Ah, you are just like Bir Tawil.

2
-What's the height of Mount Everest?
-I dunno.

-Man, are you a Bir Tawil?
- No, I'm not so useless in bed.

-Well let's do some exploring then!

-You mean some claiming?

-Well let's see about that ...
Bir Tawil by X for chat (David) March 1, 2018

tailwind 

An affectionate term used to describe farting, flatulance, or offensive odors and/or sounds originating from the rectum.
"Her tailwind is about the loudest I've ever heard."

"Tommy was mighty proud of his powerful tailwind."

"If you can't beat 'em, blow 'em away with tailwind."
tailwind by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Tailgate Buzz 

The result of excessive anal intercourse causing a numbness in the rear quarters, or, tailgate, of the receiving partner.
Those dudes in Brokeback Mountain must have had a bad case of tailgate buzz after a long weekend in the wilderness together.
Tailgate Buzz by LkBryanFan18 December 4, 2013
A living legend, loved by everyone, deserves the world, very sexy, cute and beautiful . He can sing , dance. He can also capture the hearts of both men and women. People call him "angel" because of his beautiful voice
Taeil sings like an angel
I want to marry a guy like Taeil!!
Wow, he deserves the world
taeil by nctweed April 22, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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