tainticles 

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

tainticles by Junior November 26, 2004

Tainticles 

Four fingers used to tickle the area between a man’s penis and anus. All 4 fingers must be used to vigorously tickle the taint.

Can you please use your tainticles to finger me ass

Tainticles by Da tar December 17, 2022

taintcicles 

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

taintcicles by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

titticles 

Old, skinny, saggy titties that hang to the waist line. Often seen without bras, titticles flop around like tentacles, wreaking havoc on everything around.

"Be careful of our waitress, man. She almost hit you with her titticles."

titticles by MetalTimmah February 26, 2015

twisticles 

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

twisticles by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

Trenticles 

Slang word used for an assumed homosexual named Trent. Because Trent enjoys testicles, he is better coined with the named "Trenticle." It is also a play on the word "Tentacles," which is by definition a "flexible appendage on a human." This references a penis which is both flexible and on a human.

T: Mr. Campbell you look very cute today.

C: Why thank you Trenticles, you as well

Trenticles by cbh2380 February 12, 2018

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

taintsicle by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007