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Octopus Tenticles 

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.

monkey with tenticles

what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds
Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.
Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

tentacle 

Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.
tentacle by Atma January 5, 2004
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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