tenticles 

The sticky floppy bits of an octopus that hang from its butt.

Man, look that that octopuses tenticles.

tenticles by stickynips December 6, 2015

Octopus Tenticles 

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”

Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.

Octopus Tenticles by Octopus Girl 6not9 May 9, 2018

monkey with tenticles

what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds

Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

monkey with tenticles by school_chromebook_user November 26, 2025

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Redneck Testicle Mudflap by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

tentacle 

A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.

Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.

tentacle by Atma January 5, 2004