taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

titcicles

Female breasts that are really cold from winter weather - ie. frozen tits, icicle tits

Guy: Brr, it's frickin' freezing outside.

Girl: Yea, my breasts are titcicles!

Guy: I can see your nipples!

by TicklyTuberz March 7, 2010

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Tainticle

The area on scrotum that is between the cock and balls, similar in nature the the taint, but much smaller.

My tainticle seems to be the sweatiest part of my balls. It's got it's own microclimate in there!

by Shadodeon May 28, 2017

Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

Taintsicles

When doing an outdoor activity during the winter months, the loins begin to sweat. The dynamic duo then creates a “taintsicle”.

Dude, we have practice outside today? I’ll get ready to pick my taintsicles.

by Koz Daddy October 18, 2020