Definitions by MTDEW6678

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

taintsicle by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Lantern of Socrates 

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

Lantern of Socrates by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007