taintiest
He's the taintiest
taintiest by Dwarvenwombat February 27, 2017
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taintention
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.
Taintention is AWESOME.
Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.
Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
Taintention is AWESOME.
Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.
Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007
Related Words
taintiest • taintist • Taint Destroyer • Taintier taint • Taintastic • taintectomy • taintention • taintesque • Taintie • Taintish
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Taintstache
1.
Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.
2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?
Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.
Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.
Steve leans in for a closer look.
Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.
Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.
2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?
Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.
Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.
Steve leans in for a closer look.
Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.
Taintstache by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009
Taintastic
Taintastic by Lizzle My Nizzle September 7, 2018
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