vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 04, 2005

vortex

the euphoria state one reaches after having smoked a certain amount of marijuana, while listening to Bob Marley.

"man these shoes are like a vortex!"
-VH

by BigM43 April 12, 2008

vortex

when you're in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you're flying through space.

"Dude! Turn up the Black Eyed Peas! I'm about to vortex right now!"

by AKWYLcyt May 02, 2010

vortex

the last part of the best rapper in the game lil vortex

lil vortex is the best rapper his album drops on May 31st

by lil vortex May 06, 2019

vortex

Denna usla neger jävel duger bara till att pricka golv / vägg / tak, han duger inte ens till att hoppa ordentligt... därför e voiden hans bästa polare som ger honom daglig avsugning...
Ibland prickar han faktist nåt annat än väggar osv, det e sina Team kamrater, skjuter dom oftast med mening pga ilskan som tynger honom innombords ( pga hans afrikanska mamma brände bullarna han skulle ha till Björnes magasin )

by Elvis August 26, 2003

vortex

Similar to the wordshocker/word. The only difference is, upon insertion into the wordvagina/word, the index and middle fingers are crossed. This causes exceptional pleasure for the wordwoman/word.

Baby, you like da shocka, now i'ma give you da vortex!!

by omoshima May 29, 2003

vortex

Any number of people greater than 2 that engage in group e-mail conversation within the hours of work.

"Today I got f@ck all work done, just chatted on the tex all arvo!!"

by Stouzo October 16, 2003