taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

taintsicle by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

Taintsicle by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

taintsicle by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009

taintcicles 

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

taintcicles by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

titsicles 

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

titsicles by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

Taintsville by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

titsicle 

nipples that are hard due to cold

I walked outside without a jacket and got instant titsicles.

titsicle by aznravinrobin October 31, 2005