Tablone

A phone that's so big it is basically a tablet.

This phone is so big it looks like I'm holding a book to my head.
That's not a phone, that's a tablone!

by Chix September 17, 2013

tabone

To insert ones penis inside another person

I would tabone you, but you phablet will get in the way.

by stevedogood September 10, 2013

tableness

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010

Tabooner

A Taboo Boner. When one of your family members or relatives give you an erection. Tends to happen when very horny, and/or family member wears very slutty clothes.

"So i walked in on my sister while she was changing, and i got a Tabooner."
"When i woke up in the morning and saw my dad hanging out in the nude, i got a Tabooner and we ended up having rough sex."

by RocketPenguin March 7, 2014

Tabloesque

Making up lies to look cool on Twitter

Person 1: This guy tweets so much bullshit on twitter it's unreal
Person 2: I know fam, it's mad Tabloesque.

by Shvan October 17, 2019

tabione

sexy,very hot,is nice, caring nice thoughtful wonderful sex, outrages in the bed

Tabione walked to the store and bought snacks for his boo thang

by ertyuiodfghjksertyuisdfghjksdf March 5, 2020

Noah Tabone

He is always a midget with a small willy. he is funny but is very dumb. he always yells at the tv while playing video games. more often than not he will have front teeth like a rabbit. and is always down for some fun with guys

Hi Noah Tabone

by NOAHISAGREATWORD March 16, 2020