Tabloesque 

Making up lies to look cool on Twitter

Person 1: This guy tweets so much bullshit on twitter it's unreal
Person 2: I know fam, it's mad Tabloesque.

Tabloesque by Shvan October 17, 2019

Tabanesque 

Of or relating to esque. Tabanesque is anything that is -esque. Generally associated with chunky heels, bougie scarfs, and living rooms with extra comfy furniture. Warmth and friendliness is encouraged but sassiness usually prevails.

Oh my effing God, your living room is so tabanesque - get me a Manhattan, a sorbet, and a good looking waiter.

Tabanesque by Brewer on the Susky December 12, 2021