tabone

To insert ones penis inside another person
I would tabone you, but you phablet will get in the way.
by stevedogood September 10, 2013
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phablet

Roll of flab that overhangs a lady's vagina.
I would tabone you, but your phablet will get in the way
by stevedogood September 11, 2013
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