tableness
tableness by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
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tableless
1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company.
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
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tableness • tableless • tablenuts • ableness • tablessarium • Tanliness • Tapableness • Tasteness • Tateness • Table Ass
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The vacant area located immediately above one's browser window and adjacent to any and all tabs which may or may not be already present.
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tablenuts
"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
tablenuts by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009
Tasteness
Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"
Tasteness by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009
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