tableness 

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

tableness by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010

tableless 

1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company.
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)

1. Cher is a new hire from the company. After applying
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.

tableless by josérizal February 28, 2010

Tableass

When a person's butt sticks out horizontally so u can pull up a chair and eat of their ass

That lady has a tableass, now i dont have to find a table.

Tableass by JAlopie January 18, 2008

tablessarium 

The vacant area located immediately above one's browser window and adjacent to any and all tabs which may or may not be already present.

"If you need a new tab, just double-click in the tablessarium."

tablessarium by Brian C. and Joe H. March 31, 2008

tablenuts 

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

tablenuts by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Tasteness 

The amount something tastes. A food item may taste a lot, or not much.

Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"

Tasteness by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009

Tablenuts 

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner

Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.

Tablenuts by WellLo July 10, 2016