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TWIOTW

The weed is on the way.
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twotwo's

pronounced (too-toos). This is said as a replacement to GET THIS or GUESS WHAT
tWOtWO'S YEAH, i was walking down the road when ...
by aijaz April 23, 2008
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twitwad

A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.
He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Twitwich

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
by Mosleyan February 12, 2010
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Twittwhore

A person who spends far to much time sending and/or reading tweets on Twitter
Bob is is checking twitter again. Hes such a twittwhore
by RosalieeeeeHall April 17, 2009
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Twitwats

Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.
You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.
by Headst0ck July 5, 2010
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twitwit

Someone who demonstrates their lack of intelligence on Twitter through apparent illiteracy, stupidity, or ungodly volume of tweets that causes viewers to wonder what else they do with their time.
Did you see Sarah's tweet last night? "Goin' 2 a partee an gon gettt drunkkk boiiizzzz"...what a twitwit.
by GeorgeDW September 24, 2011
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