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a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering arseholes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel bumholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends.
my brother is a twitwod.
twitwod by xhfhdf November 19, 2016
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A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.
He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!
twitwad by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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twitcode 

A computer program written in less than 130 characters. That is, a computer program that can be posted on twitter without any alteration.
Programmer 1 - Hey, but thats gonna need a lot of efforts.
Programmer 2 - No man, thats just a twitcode.
twitcode by Chirantan May 27, 2009

Twitroduce

To introduce two people to one another, via Twitter.
Hey @ericaderosa, I'd like to twitroduce you to my good friend @andrewteman. He is fantastic.
Twitroduce by escapegoat December 9, 2010

twitworthy 

an excerpt of dialogue or overheard conversation, often of a comical nature, that bares repeating on the micro-blogging site Twitter.
Professor Zahedani (addressing entire class): You ever have avocado?
Class (murmurs): No…
Professor Zahedani: You should try it! Sprinkle with a little pepper, salt…avocado tastes good with vodka!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Re: That's twitworthy! aye JAY, twit that shit!
twitworthy by ayoitsaldo October 21, 2008

Twatwoddle 

Someone who refuses to accept the truth and in turn, looks like a complete idiot
person: Alex is a boy's name.
Alex: no it is not
person: what a Twatwoddle
Twatwoddle by K3tcup October 26, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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