twitwod

a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering arseholes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel bumholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends.

my brother is a twitwod.

by xhfhdf November 19, 2016

twitwad

A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.

He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

twitcode

A computer program written in less than 130 characters. That is, a computer program that can be posted on twitter without any alteration.

Programmer 1 - Hey, but thats gonna need a lot of efforts.
Programmer 2 - No man, thats just a twitcode.

by Chirantan May 27, 2009

Twitroduce

To introduce two people to one another, via Twitter.

Hey @ericaderosa, I'd like to twitroduce you to my good friend @andrewteman. He is fantastic.

by escapegoat December 9, 2010

twitworthy

an excerpt of dialogue or overheard conversation, often of a comical nature, that bares repeating on the micro-blogging site Twitter.

Professor Zahedani (addressing entire class): You ever have avocado?
Class (murmurs): No…
Professor Zahedani: You should try it! Sprinkle with a little pepper, salt…avocado tastes good with vodka!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Re: That's twitworthy! aye JAY, twit that shit!

by ayoitsaldo October 21, 2008

Twatwoddle

Someone who refuses to accept the truth and in turn, looks like a complete idiot

person: Alex is a boy's name.
Alex: no it is not
person: what a Twatwoddle

by K3tcup October 26, 2018